I disassembled our couch Friday and vacuumed underneath the cushions since I couldn’t remember the last time I had done that or if I’d actually ever done it. Despite our sofa being only about 6 months old, its nooks and crannies are already a magnet for various and sundry items that I can pretty much blame on the small inhabitants of our house.
If our new couch could talk, I can only imagine what it would say:
I am not a dirty clothes hamper! Get that stinky sock away from me!
You’re not supposed to be eating on me….PUT THE PRETZELS DOWN.
Wait, did you just wipe your nose with that thing?
I appreciate you doing homework on me, but can you put away the dracula eraser and the sharp pencil?
Obviously the girls are not taking my high mama decree of NO EATING ON THE NEW COUCH too seriously although I suppose one pretzel isn’t too bad.
What you can’t see are a few Jack dog hair tumbleweeds that managed to make their way under the couch cushions even though he doesn’t get on the couch. Dog hair…it’s sneaky like that. And of course I didn’t find any money. Sniff!
Next in this series…
Sh*t The Interior Of My Car Says (Man if it could only talk, it would say a lot. It takes a lot of abuse. Ahem.)
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in your couch?
Have you seen this hilarious video from Mama Knows It All? If you’re a mom blogger you will definitely get a laugh out of it!