Thanks to the rockin’ party circuit known as the elementary school birthday party scene, we’ve made several trips to major big box toy retailer over the past few weeks. It’s not my favorite place in the world, but the girls totally get their ya yas out by gazing at the toy-filled shelves and I practically have to drag them out to the car.
The girls are fond of Moxie Girlz dolls, although we currently don’t provide shelter for any dolls on the market that exchange the letter “s” for “z” in their name. I’m a rebel without a cause like that. Miss C pointed out a new Moxie Boyz doll and declared it “weird.” Nothing makes you nostalgic for good ole Barbie sidekick Ken than taking a look at the boy dolls on the market.
Baby, Baby, Baby oh…you need a haircut.
The more Z’s in the boy doll’s name, the closer to looking Satanic, apparently.
What parent doesn’t want to get their kid a doll that looks like Dave Navarro?
Get your GTL on…very Jersey Shore!
This Monster High boy doll is a package deal. These are your dolls. These are your dolls on drugs (drugz…whatever.)