Lifestyles of the Old and Married

Every night I make sure our coffee maker is prepped and ready to go first thing in the morning. I also set out our two favorite coffee mugs. Around 10 o’clock tonight I noticed that the hubby’s mug was missing, the cabinet door above the coffee maker was open, and there was a container of colon cleansing tea sitting on the counter where his cup was placed earlier.

Me, said in a most incredulous manner as the evidence in the kitchen seemed suspicious: “Are you drinking some of that colon cleanse tea?”

Hubby: “No, I took a Melatonin with warm milk.

OK now that makes sense.

p.s. We had a fabulous time at our friend’s wedding last night. I actually had a little too much champagne, I mean fun. I’ll post more about that tomorrow.


  1. Jennifer says:

    Colon cleanse?
    Warm milk and melatonin? Did he lapse into a coma?

    You do realize that you’ll be sleeping on the couch after telling the internets about this convo?

    Jennifers last blog post..Oh crap.

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