The Weekend, In Quotes

Friday, 6 p.m.

Hubby: Do you need a glass of wine?

Me: YES.

Hubby: Do you need a Big Gulp of wine?

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Saturday, 8 a.m.

Miss A: My elbow hurts mommy. (She is laying down on the couch and rubbing her forehead.)

Me: Do you mean your temple?

Miss A: Yeah.

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Sunday, 7:45 p.m.

Miss C: My sister is the best girl in the world!!!!!!!!! (Hugs Miss A as they both scream with glee while I push them home from the playground in our bike cart.)

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Sunday, 8:15 p.m.

Miss A: Mommy is plankton real?

Me: Yes.

Miss A: Where does he live?

Me: In the ocean. Wait a minute, do you mean Plankton on Sponge Bob?

Miss A: Yeah. (Clearly we are downing the Sponge Bob Kool Aid around here.)

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Monday, 3 a.m.

Miss C: MOMMY!

Me: Yes, baby.

Miss C: I didn’t have a nightmare, but my throat hurts really, really bad.

Me: Oh nooooooooooooooooooo.

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