We have a winner! Phil Wilson, who commented “The officer was shocked to see what Britney Spears looked like without makeup,” was the favorite chosen by myself and the best friend. The runner up is Connie at The Young and The Relentless, which may be my new favorite blog name, who wrote, “Jim Bob had no idea it was against the law to wear his wife’s swim suit to McDonalds.”
The best friend e-mailed me this awesome Kodak moment yesterday that was captured in our hometown. Girl, please warn me the next time you send me something this hilarious while I’m at the office.
It has all the icons of sleepy small Southern town America and Jerry Springer: tattoos, cellulite, McDonald’s, and the local cash advance store.
I thought I’d have some fun a la Mrs. Fussypants and host a Caption That Inappropriate Photo Contest.
Here’s my stab at it:
“Granny feared she’d never qualify for the Spring Break 2009 Hot Mama Competition during Daytona Biker Week once her real age was printed in the local paper.”
The winner of the photo caption contest will receive a Break Out The Good Liquor, The Kids Are Back In School, Thank You Jesus book collection. I have several fun books that were sent to me this summer to review before it dawned on me that the only leisure reading I do is in 5-minute snippets while stuck in the grocery checkout line or every 8 weeks when I skim In Style at the hair salon. The winner will receive Mrs. Perfect (I read it and really enjoyed it) by Jane Porter, whose Flirting With 40 book is being made into a movie starring Heather Locklear; It’s All About Him, by Denise Jackson, wife to country music super star Alan Jackson; and HUMP: True Tales of Sex After Kids. I’ve got a few more to toss in the prize box, too.
See? Something for everyone.
I’ll close comments to this post midnight Saturday and with the help from the best friend we shall pick a winnah!