Poetry in Motion

We carpool to school with another family and I usually have the afternoon shift. This week, however, my work schedule is all over the place since I am plowing through Major Work Project and the bulk of my deadlines are this week.

Yesterday morning I was driving Miss C and her friend to school. We live near a four-way stop and as we approached it and slowed down I saw another driver approaching from the left in a mini-van. She glanced at us and kept driving. Granted she slowed down a bit, but she definitely did not stop and she definitely did not do the rolling stop.

It was all I could do to not shout out something really inappropriate. I quelched my desire to fling out some significant obscenities as I remembered that Miss C’s friend’s dad is a minister of music at one of the big Baptist churches in town. Instead I honked my horn and yelled out the dirtiest non-curse word I could think of…

“TURD!”

11 comments

  1. Sunshine says:

    Our favorite “kid-friendly” driver story involves hubby’s aunt. When she would want to name call stupid drivers with he and his brother present, everyone got the “LOOK OUT BUCKO!”

    I don’t name call, but instead, mutter derogatory sarcasm at would-be idiot drivers. They can’t hear me but it makes me feel better.

    Sunshine’s last blog post..It’s a Festivus Miracle!

  2. Jamie (Blonde Mom) says:

    Alli,

    We love us some Sponge Bob at our house! Seriously, the educational benefits for children under age 6? Awesome! 😉

    Any way, there’s nothing funnier than watching a 2-year-old get completely engrossed by Patrick and Sponge Bob and Squidward.

    Jamie

    Jamie (Blonde Mom)’s last blog post..Poetry in Motion

  3. Rachel says:

    You toilet mouth you! *gasp* I’m just shocked.
    Frap knuckles is my current favorite.
    or
    peanut butter balls.

    either one gives me odd satisfaction. Yes, I’m weird.

    Rachel’s last blog post..Haiku Friday

  4. Blonde Mom says:

    Rachel:

    You crack me up!

    I like Frap Knuckles.

    Sometimes I say Fart Knocker…whatever the heck that is.

    Really I wanted to shout out Shithead! Or Effing Bitch…but I stopped myself.

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