Dear Grandmotherly Type in the White Chevy Malibu:
Why, oh why, did you have to do a flagrant u-turn in the school parking lot yesterday so you could cut in front of my car?
Yes, it was raining, but you had an umbrella.
And I did not.
The Bijon Frise sporting a Santa hat riding in the mini van in front of me today totally made up for yesterday, though.
p.s. I finally mailed our Christmas cards yesterday. And you?