Miss C to Miss A the other night…
“Santa and Jesus are the bosses of Christmas!”
Miss C to the hubby Sunday afternoon as he was kicked back in the recliner watching football:
“Daddy can I get you a beer?”
No Daddy doesn’t want one, but thank you.
“Daddy you need a beer…let me get one for you!”
Grocery cashier to the hubby as she was scanning a few items, including fish sticks and beer:
“Sir, I need to see your ID for those fish sticks.”
Me trying to coerce Miss A to sit still so I could wrangle her Dora tennis shoes on her feet:
Miss A come sit on this princess chair!
“I not princess!”
Ohhhh…are you a queen?
“I not queen. I king!”