We Are So Married

The hubby and I went walking at the Y today after lunch and he rode with me afterwards to pick Miss C up from school.

As he was walking up the sidewalk in the rain to get Miss C I saw a woman I can only describe as Porn Star Mommy walking her son back to her SUV, which was parked directly behind us. She was wearing the tightest blue jeans I have ever seen in MAH LIFE. She was one with her denim. I don’t even know how she was able to walk. She also had on spike heeled black boots, some major (as Posh Spice would say) makeup, and some kind of crazy white fur hat.

The hubby climbs back in the passenger’s side of our car after helping Miss C get in her booster seat.

“Well you just missed P-O-R-N Star Mommy wearing the world’s tightest blue jeans.”

(I spell out porn for fear Miss C will pick up on that P word and recite it to her kindergarten teacher during celebrate the letter P week.)

“Oh man, I missed her.”

“Yep. I was going to point her out to you.”


  1. Pattie says:


    Ummm…that was me…well, minus the hat….

    and the makeup…

    and the tight blue jeans…

    Well, maybe not the tight blue jeans 😉

  2. Blonde Mom says:

    The hubby and I have known each other since my senior year of high school WAY back in 1987. So we have shared many tender moments. 😉

    But seriously. She was a sight to see. I really want to find out if she’s a SAHM or has another job in the music industry or something. Or maybe she’s married to a plastic surgeon.

  3. bglambaby says:

    This blog had me cracking up! My husband and I were also high school sweethearts and have been together for 16 years. (Scary considering I am 32, so basically half of my life has been spent with him!!) This kind of stuff happens to us all the time, and of course I am always looking my worst when the Hot Porn star girl appears!

  4. Anne says:

    yeah, there is a woman like that in Lily’s class. Maybe not pornstar but always dressed to the nines with perfect hair lotsa makeup and well..very pretty….while I stumble in lucky to have taken a shower that morning.

    oh well…

    and makeup? HAH! What’s the point?!

  5. Erin says:

    LOL how tight were those jeans (camel toe tight?) sounds like the mom’s at Malibu’s public schools 🙂 Anyway, gold star for your hubby for not noticing!!

  6. joe says:

    we men love to drool at the so called porn star mommy , hot moms is tight jeans are sexy hot and making us notice them ! your husband enjoyed the view as well he just wont admit it to you

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