The hubby and I went walking at the Y today after lunch and he rode with me afterwards to pick Miss C up from school.
As he was walking up the sidewalk in the rain to get Miss C I saw a woman I can only describe as Porn Star Mommy walking her son back to her SUV, which was parked directly behind us. She was wearing the tightest blue jeans I have ever seen in MAH LIFE. She was one with her denim. I don’t even know how she was able to walk. She also had on spike heeled black boots, some major (as Posh Spice would say) makeup, and some kind of crazy white fur hat.
The hubby climbs back in the passenger’s side of our car after helping Miss C get in her booster seat.
“Well you just missed P-O-R-N Star Mommy wearing the world’s tightest blue jeans.”
(I spell out porn for fear Miss C will pick up on that P word and recite it to her kindergarten teacher during celebrate the letter P week.)
“Oh man, I missed her.”
“Yep. I was going to point her out to you.”