Deep Thoughts at Sonic

Today I decided that I deserved a cherry limeade and some tater tots from Le Sonic and made a pit stop before picking up Miss C from school.

I pulled in behind a Lincoln Navigator driven by a mom. Her license plate holder said, “I’m Not Spoiled. My Husband Just Loves Me.”

Translated I believe that means this woman is a, well, you know. I must confess to stereotyping her.

And then I got home and realized the only car adornment on my Nissan Pathfinder is a black and white oval sticker that says WOOF. I’m sure the day I slap a soccer mom sticker on my hatch is not far off, as we are in season three of soccer for Miss C.

But I digress. Back to my beloved WOOF sticker.

Translated I believe that means, “I’m Not Spoiled. But My Dogs Sure As Hell Are.”


  1. Amy says:

    Hah! I love this post. What a completely obnoxious sticker! (The spoiled wife thing, not the Woof.)
    A good dog should be spoiled, I think. A good wife should be also, but she should not have to announce it with a bumper sticker.

  2. Bluegrass Mama says:

    Spoiled wives–ugh! Spoiled dogs, I can handle.

    Personally, I drive a 4 year old minivan, and the only stickers on it are from my alma mater, plus one that reads “AAA.”

  3. Anne says:

    oh yeah, how much someone buys you translates directly to how much they love you. i keep forgetting that!

  4. jen says:

    All my husband would get is a bumper sticker that read “Driver carries no cash. He’s married” and slap it on his 1995 Toyota.

  5. Belle says:

    Well, the only bumper sticker I had is a FairTax one and it isn’t on the back of an SUV!

    I love Sonic, but sadly, our local one seems to have trouble with passing their food scores when the health department drops in so I pass them by…but love a Sonic Chili-Cheese Dawg!

    Just found your blog and Love it! Will definately be back.


  6. cmhl says:

    so all of the poor ‘ole moms driving the ratty minivan with 200,000 miles are unloved by their spouses? ohhhhhh that lady would annoy me.

    lets see— I have on my vehicle a sticker for the school and an teeny little airborne/air assault sticker. I’m so boring.

  7. Renee says:

    *gag* on the Sonic Navigator bumper sticker.
    And I’m a very frequent Sonic-goer! Yay for not getting out of the car!

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