Today I decided that I deserved a cherry limeade and some tater tots from Le Sonic and made a pit stop before picking up Miss C from school.
I pulled in behind a Lincoln Navigator driven by a mom. Her license plate holder said, “I’m Not Spoiled. My Husband Just Loves Me.”
Translated I believe that means this woman is a, well, you know. I must confess to stereotyping her.
And then I got home and realized the only car adornment on my Nissan Pathfinder is a black and white oval sticker that says WOOF. I’m sure the day I slap a soccer mom sticker on my hatch is not far off, as we are in season three of soccer for Miss C.
But I digress. Back to my beloved WOOF sticker.
Translated I believe that means, “I’m Not Spoiled. But My Dogs Sure As Hell Are.”