Thank you for suppressing your primal urge to fire up the circular saw for a second night in a row. When you got the yen to play Bob the Builder at 10:42 p.m. Tuesday it was rather annoying. Thankfully you decided after about five minutes that you would stop building/fixing/chopping up body parts or whatever the hell it was you were doing because I have been contemplating the following late night activities as a retort:
Mowing our front lawn
Using our leaf blower on your driveway
Pressure washing the mildew that is growing on the front of your house
Thank you kindly for refraining from further nocturnal home improvement projects.
Signed in neighborly love,
A woman with small children who needs her sleep dammit and is doing well to deal with the other neighbor’s dogs who bark all night