Have a fridge/freezer stocked with kid friendly food, some of it actually nutritious!
Add an extremely picky 4-year-old who would live on nothing but string cheese and apple juice and bread if you didn’t coax her into expanding her culinary tastes beyond foods that are prepackaged or come in boxes or bags featuring cartoon characters.
End up eating all the untouched foods, such as pizza rolls, for your own lunch. (Finger foods are great for blogging while lunching.)
Throw in an occasional bag of fruit snacks or a juice box for good measure.
Wonder why you are not losing any weight even though they are “light” pizza rolls, dammit.
Consider Googling the calories burned by picking up a (nearly) 25-pound 17 month old over and over again.
Opt to eat another pizza roll instead.