This blog post is a service of the Emergency Toddler Broadcast System (ETBS). We are missing a Snow White sippy cup. It will most likely turn up a month from now in some remote corner of my car. Once filled with milk, it will release a putrid cloud of toxic gas upon opening. I’ll either just toss it without bothering to try to salvage it by giving it a good soaking in bleach, or it may come in handy the next time I have road rage and the driver pissing me off has an open window.
p.s. It’s Monday morning and do you know where your missing sippy cup is? Ours is still MIA.