Actual conversation from the other morning. Because you can’t make this stuff up.
Caitlin: Mommy, Elmo’s scary to me.
Me: He’s scaring you?
Me: What’s scary about Elmo, baby?
Caitlin: His eyes. His eyes are scary to me mommy.
Presenting giant googly plastic eyeball Elmo:
And then we have the severed head of Elmo purse hanging on one of her bed posts:
The motley bedroom crew also inclues “When Hair Extensions Go Wrong” generic Barbie (seen here trying to choke Cinderella Barbie in a jealous rage):
No wonder the poor kid sometimes wakes up crying in the night.