Is wearing khaki shorts to the office in February carrying the casual dress code a bit too far?
Was Tivo trying to tell me something this morning by taping a Denise Austin exercise show focusing on “buns?”
How lucky am I to have my alma mater associated with a frat prank/goat sex scandal? I suppose that’s a bit more appropriate for the News of the Weird than the hometown funeral home director scandal or the torched trailer adjacent to my mother’s farm scandal.
Co-workers who reveal they were born the year you started high school should stay 10 feet away from you at all times (just kidding…she’s very nice, but this reminded me that I am no longer in the young recent graduates club.)
Job applicants should change their personal e-mail addresses listed in their contact information if they include the words party, hot, or slacker.