At Least She Called Me Mama

Caitlin: Mama, giddup. I want sumpin’ to eat.
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Caitlin: Mama, GIDDUP. Mama. I want sumpin’ to EAT.
Me: Hold on, mama’s still sleeping. Uhhhhh.
Caitlin: COME ON MAMA! I’m hungree.
Me: OKAY. Let me find my glasses. (Fumbles around on the nightstand.) Ugh.
Caitlin: MAMA! It’s WAKE UP time! Come on!
Me: What do you say?
Caitlin: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease. (Flashes her gorgeous smile.)

Do they make automated cereal chutes for 3-year-olds?


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