WILD New Year’s Eve Party at Our House

Ring in 2006 at our suburban house of decadence.
There will be an open bar — stocked with chocolate milk and grape juice!
There will be primo drugs — Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus and Amoxicillin (bubble gum flavor)!
There will be a dancing girl — the 3-year-old who refuses to put on her jammies!
There will be hard core movies — Cinderella and Lion King!
There will be tasty gourmet appetizers — pizza and Pop Tarts!
There will be titillating conversation — with Bailey and Jack the dogs!
There will be rockin’ music — by Fisher Price battery operated toys that play the same darn tune over and over!
We’ll be passing out the noisemakers at 11:45 p.m. sharp. Don’t miss out on the fun. Everyone who is anyone (at our house) will be there.


  1. Sandy says:

    Funny post. I wouldnt want to miss this kind of party!It reminds me of our latest new years even party. Maybe we have the same party planner. The “Fisher Price battery operated toys that play the same darn tune over and over” can really get to you though….

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