Donâ€™t ever let your co-workers know that you are temporarily distracted during a conference call because your dog is â€œhumpingâ€ her back and hind end on your office chair because her back and hind end itch. All I have to say is they are all mostly dog owners so they should know that when a dog has got an itch, it has an itch. I guess I should think before I speak next time. That would be a good mantra. And â€œhumpâ€ was probably not the best verb choice. But hey. Itâ€™s Monday morning and someone has got to have a sense of humor out there.