You Have Now Entered The Spring Break Zone

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to woman. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of woman’s fears and the summit of her knowledge that her children are going to be out of school for 6 days. It is an area which we call “The Spring Break Zone.”

Next week is officially spring break. It’s going to be one of those weird working parent weeks where hubby and I are working most of the week and I feel compelled to make it sort of fun and “spring breakish” for the girls minus the sunburn and air brushed tees.

Now you know we’re NOT all work and no play. That would just be wrong. We are taking a fun two-day trip to Chattanooga later next week and staying at the lovely Chattanoogan Hotel, but for the most part the girls will be hanging out at home with my mother-in-law or with my mom at her house in the country.

Let’s not discount the healing powers of sleeping in and no homework, though. I mean I am, at the very least, extremely grateful for no 4th grade math angst. Now that’s what I call a break. A break for a 42-year-old woman who breaks out in hives when asked to reduce fractions to their smallest terms.

Speaking of a break, I was updating our big family calendar yesterday when I noticed something as rare as a 9-year-old who loves homework…a TOTALLY BLANK SATURDAY.

Let’s just all pause for a moment, shall we?


That’s right folks. Tomorrow is completely unfettered with any event of any type. There are no soccer tournaments, no birthday parties, no Girl Scout functions.

This means we are going to do something really wild and crazy that you won’t even find on the strip in Panama City Beach…DUAL HAIRCUTS. I might even get my oil changed. WOOT!

Maybe I’ll get my tires rotated if I’m feeling especially sassy.

ROWRRRRRRR.

Since we just went to Disney World I consider that to have been our spring break vacation. At least that’s what I keep telling the girls every time they ask when we’re going to the beach.

Beach? We just went to DISNEY WORLD. Isn’t that like the beach times one thousand?

For the most part they are very easy to please kids, though. They got excited yesterday about a summer reading book list I printed. I’ll have to remember this when they’re 17 and bugging the crap out of me and the hubby to drive down to Florida unchaperoned with their friends.

“Girls remember when you just wanted to sleep in and read books on spring break?”

So what are your spring break plans? Anything wild and crazy like us? Oil changes? Sleeping in? Listening to old school Jimmy Buffett? Hair cuts? Come on…hit me with your crazy plans you wild and wacky spring breakers of 2012.

Teacher Tips To Ease The Back To School Blues


My Miss A, all grins and ready to gear up for kindergarten, summer 2010.


School starts in Nashville tomorrow and I’m in full-on get ‘er done mode. Still, there’s only so much preparation a mama can do, even for a self-professed control freak like me. School supplies have been purchased and new tennis shoes and school uniforms are laid out, but I still have a nagging feeling I’m forgetting something. My girls are beyond excited about the first day of school, though, and all kidding aside, it’s a real blessing to see them love school so much.


I am a sucker for tips and what better resource for ways to prepare for the school year than teachers themselves? I asked two teachers in my life, my awesome sister-in-law Jill and Patrice McCrary, an award-winning kindergarten teacher in Bowling Green, Kentucky, for their sage advice.


From Jill, my sister-in-law who teaches preschool and was named a regional Teacher of the Year for 2010:

  • Ask your child’s teacher for a few suggestions on how you can help her in the classroom. If you are not available to help during the school day, you could offer to help cut out materials at night or purchase any “wish list” items for the class. If you can help during the day, ask if there is an opportunity to volunteer your time either in the classroom or in the teacher workroom.  (I love to place “to do” items in a tub for parents to grab and work on in another part of the building if necessary. Having a parent in the classroom can sometimes be a distraction to the students, so this helps fulfill a classroom need and allows us to continue on with our learning with minimal interruptions!)

  • Organize an area in your home where backpacks, folders, and lunchboxes will ALWAYS be placed. Go through each child’s backpack to review the day’s work and check for notes or project reminders (yikes!) as soon as you get home.

  • I just can’t resist this one…NEVER give your child’s teacher a coffee mug with an apple on it.  We already have two dozen of them. Instead, learn what she really likes, like a small gift card to a favorite store or restaurant (We spend a lot of our paycheck on our classroom, and we can’t afford to eat out very often), or head to the local bakery and indulge her with a chocolate cupcake! The best present I ever received from a student was a surprise boxed lunch from a local sandwich shop…and the mom watched my class while I had a one hour lunch instead of 25 minutes! There truly is value in thoughtfulness!

  • Avoid discussing your child’s teachers, coaches, or principal in a derogatory way in front of your child.  Instead, help your child navigate through tough situations by teaching him/her problem-solving skills. Stand BESIDE your child and the problems he/she faces, not IN FRONT OF him or her. Your reward will be a self-sufficient 25-year-old, not one that runs home to Mommy and Daddy for help with problems that they should be skillful at handling!

I met Patrice McCrary last summer during a Kleenex event for mom bloggers and their students entering kindergarten.  Here are her tips for making the school year a success:

  • Don’t think your child is going to jump up eagerly shouting for joy at the crack of dawn ready to go to school if he/she has been sleeping late all summer.  Well before school begins (about two weeks out) begin to slowing get your child in a school year bedtime and waking schedule. If you ease into it they will not notice the transition.

  • Get prepared for paperwork that will head your way throughout the school year. An investment in a bulletin board would be great for any household. As soon as something from school comes home is can be put in that one central spot to hold field trip notices, permission slips, announcements, etc.

  • Many teachers have websites now. Go to your school district web page to find out if your child’s teacher has a site. Even if another teacher in that grade level has a site you can get some great information from there before school even begins.

  • If you have an elementary aged student who enjoys recess on a daily basis, then think tennis shoes daily. Play equipment can be hazardous if proper shoes are not worn.

  • When putting your child’s name on the outside of a backpack, be sure to place the name on the part of the backpack that will rest against your child’s back as a safety precaution.

  • Build a good rapport with your child’s teacher. We teachers love a quick “thank you.” If your child had a terrific first day, jot your child a quick note letting him/her know. You would not believe what a boost that is to a tired teacher during that first week of school.

  • Before going to the trouble of writing your child’s name on every single supply you purchase be sure to check with the teacher to see if those supplies are kept individually or gathered for community supplies.

  • Some parents love to give teachers a beginning of the year gift (and later in the year gifts as well). Every teacher always appreciates these but I will be honest with you. The best of the best of gifts for a teacher is a gift card. It really does not matter from where the card comes…but I promise you, we already have a zillion little teacher knick-knacks.

Edited to add: From the teacher’s perspective, I also have Busy Dad’s (Nashville’s own Busy Mom’s husband) tips for prepping for the school year:

  • Organize my school-year calendar by assigning a lesson to every school day class period, writing it in  my planner, then posting it on my teacher website (a week before school starts) for the students to refer to all semester. Everyone knows what we are doing every class meeting.

  • Spend a couple of days cleaning out the classroom: accumulated papers, files, books, shelves. Cleaning up the computer files, emails, obsolete documents.

  • Personal stuff: get a haircut, make sure I have picked up everything from the dry cleaner, finish the one or two things on my summer to-do list that I really wanted done, have a back yard camp-out and night swim and a movie night with my bride.

Do you have any tips you’d like to share for making the transition from summer to school a bit easier? When does school start for your kids?

Mommy Needs A Tutor And Tequila

Is it just me or is homework getting more and more complex?

Seriously, when you have to Google Venn Diagram for your 5-year-old’s pumpkin versus apple homework, you know you’re screwed. What happened to picture books and finger painting and show and tell?

Wait…that was preschool.

SIGH.

Welcome to the real world mom, I mean kids.

Both my girls have quite a bit of homework and I am usually on them like a hawk to get it completed. My 5-year-old’s homework comes home on Monday and is due on Friday. Thankfully she is the kind of kid who wants to go ahead and knock as much of it out as possible in one sitting. My 3rd grader’s homework is due daily, but the workload is not too bad.

Last week Miss A, my youngest, came home with several sheets of homework. I’ll blame pre-Halloween ADD, mine not hers, (oh LOOK a Butterfinger!) but she didn’t complete all her worksheets by Friday. I took one glance at her Venn Diagram assignment and promptly la la la’d it out of my mind. Really if I have to start researching her homework at this level then I am in BIG trouble by the time she and her sister are in middle school. I was a print journalism and sociology major in college for John Venn’s sake! I took basic math in college and skipped right past trigonometry in high school. Math is not my forte, unless it involves calculating how much I’m saving at TJ Maxx on a pair of jeans. Her teacher sent the incomplete sheet home the next day with a handwritten note that it was due as she was grading this particular assignment. She was kind enough to include her phone number and wrote me a note telling me she was available if I had any questions. I guess she had a feeling that I needed help.

Thankfully I married a computer geek and as a back up I also have mad Google skills.

Single ladies the moral of this story is when seeking out a husband, it helps to marry smart. Otherwise prepare to pursue your doctorate just so you can keep up with your 5-year-old’s assignments. We won’t even discuss the dreaded 4th grade family tree assignment I’ve heard nightmare stories about from other parents. I’ve got another year to stress out about that one with Miss C.

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