Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Tums

I’m painfully aware that Miss C’s belief in Santa will slowly crumble until one day she approaches me, looks me squarely in the eye and says, “Mommy I know that you and Daddy are Santa.” Then my beating heart will grow cold and still, break into a million pieces, and crash to the floor like shards of a candy cane and tiny daggers of “she’s growing up” will sting my eyes and I’ll coerce her into helping us keep up the Santa charade for her little sister.

Really I’m hopeful that Miss C has at least two more Santa Christmases after this year. A few weeks ago, however, she started asking me fairly pointed questions about Santa that stirred a bit of panic and led me to think, “Oh sh*t. She’s on to me and this Super Saver Shipping Amazon order spree charade we call Santa.”

“Mommy why are there different Santas all over the city?”

This is where I muster all of my Super Mommy Powers to BS like a pro.

“Um, well…(stall, stall, stall) they’re Santa’s helpers. The real Santa is the one who delivers toys on Christmas Eve.”

This seemed to satisfy her until we started talking about leaving Santa cookies on the hearth.

“Mommy, Santa sure does eat a lot. How does he eat all those cookies?”

“Um, well (stall, stall, stall) remember he flies around the world and gives presents to all little girls and boys on Christmas Eve so he needs lots of energy.”

This satisfied her 6-year-old curiousity and we went back to reading a Christmas book.

Crisis averted and I now have a new excuse for eating all the cookies left out for me, I mean Santa. I need my energy to stay on top of my Santa game.

Mama Tulip (Katherine) in Canada has written a beautiful post about belief in Santa. You should definitely read it.

Always With The Damn Ice Cream Maker

So I’ve been playing around with my new webcam for an exciting vlogging project in 2009. Details to come later, but I’ll be talking about that, and this, and oh yeah…TOTALLY talking about that. Basically yesterday I shut myself in the house and talked to myself all day long. And recorded it. Awesome.

Here on YouTube you can see me become physically ill while Miss C tells me, yet again, she wants that damn Bratz Kidz ice cream maker. Also, since I’m fairly certain that Santa frequents YouTube, I’m really glad she mentioned that I want a pink computer and phone for Christmas.

Mamarazzi

This week is observation week at Miss C’s dance studio. Friends and family were invited to sit in and watch a class for a preview to the winter showcase scheduled for this Saturday at a local high school. Miss C is completely fascinated with the concept of high school as her only experience with it is seeing High School Musical on the Disney Channel, which, as we all know is so realistic. So she asked me, quite seriously, “Will people be dancing at the high school?” I told her no, that the high school would be closed to the regular students and teachers since we’d be there on a Saturday, but that she and her friends would be the ones dancing. She seemed to love that idea. Plus it’s time she realize that high school really isn’t so much a choreographed musical with Troy and Vanessa and Sharpay as it is a bigger school with bigger kids and bigger hormones.


Any way, I took a ton of photographs this afternoon. I just couldn’t stop myself. I’m sure I’ll be worse on Saturday. I was seated next to Token Videotaping Dad so I fit right in. My mother kept loudly “talk whispering” comments that only a grandmother can make like, “She’s the BEST one out there!” so I’m hoping his video camera didn’t have a super sensitive mic. Oops.


Here are a few photos of the emerging super star.



Riding in the limo, er mommy’s SUV, to the show. Note the glamorous Kroger stickers on the booster seat.



Miss C with the president of her fan club, Miss A, also known as She Who Actually Sat Still For An Hour (Christmas Miracle 2008.) We’ll see how she does Saturday for the real performance. I also wanted to post this photo to prove that Miss A is not always hamming it up naked or wearing temporary tattoos. She saves that for home.



More posing before my mom and brother arrived (which was a complete surprise to her.) Note the blinged out headband and shiny, shiny tap shoes. Is there anything cuter than tiny shiny tap shoes? I think not.



Check out this serious concentration and form. She does not get her coordination from me.


I’m really looking forward to Saturday. I just hope the dad who read the newspaper during today’s class gets a clue on Saturday and actually watches his kid perform. Jerk.



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