My girls have been talking about Halloween for months now, or  just weeks really. It just seems like months.

I’m a little sad because after two years of shimmery ethereal costumes this is the first year Miss C wants to be genuinely ghoulish. She picked out a fairly hideous skull mask at the dollar store and a skeleton costume on eBay. Buh bye snow princess and cute as a button Tinker Belle with the glittery up do.

SOB.

Miss A has jumped on the dark and brooding side of Halloween as well and picked out a bat girl costume, not to be confused with THE Bat Girl.

I’ve been looking for costumes online and found a few I thought were pretty hilarious. I mean to me. Not to the poor kid wearing them.

Ruin your son’s chances of ever finding a prom date!  Just a hint…any costume for boys that requires booties? So not cool. Unless, you know, they’re 3 years old. Jazz hands optional.

Forever known as weiner boy.

And for the rest of her life little Betsy associated farting with Halloween. She could never figure it out.

Mommy please don’t leave me on the floor at Logan’s Roadhouse!

Then again, when kids get older the costume choices get really inappropriate. These are all better than encouraging your son to be a pimp or your daughter to be on the slippery slope to sluttiness thanks to Bratz licensed costumes. Or what about a teenage wench? GAH.

So what are your kids dressing up as for Halloween?