I saw this cereal at Dollar Tree today. For real, ya’ll!

Oh Dollar Tree, how I love thee and your untold treasures and blog fodder that await me. I went looking for goody bags for Miss C’s upcoming birthday party, and found muffin tops.

Muffin top, or dunlap as Oprah calls it, will forever have a different meaning to me now that I’m a mother (and one who has had two c-sections and who experiences a flab-alanche every time she sits down thank you very much). Wearing a bathing suit nearly every day for the past week will do that to you.

p.s. Apparently (and why am I not surprised), someone has launched an online Muffin Top Museum.