I Rock The Carousel

More my speed.



Oh hell to the no!



Ready to hit the waves.


That mermaid swimming under water to the left of Miss C is Miss A.


Miss A cools off under the palm tree sprinkler. I think we need one of these in our back yard, no?


Two 40-something parents, two kids running on 24/7 free soft drinks, and a trip to an amusement park on a summer day so hot the goats in the petting zoo were lethargic.

Could we survive?

Would we survive?

Yes and yes!

We headed to Bowling Green, Kentucky, a couple of weeks ago to close out summer with a day at Beech Bend and Splash Lagoon water park. We arrived shortly after the park opened but after about an hour I was starting to wilt, I’ll admit. The nearby water park was like a refreshing mirage taunting me with its peaceful lazy river. It was closing in on noon, though, so we thought we’d hit one more ride, the one more ride that almost pushed me over the edge to barf city.

 


Miss C and I on the Bobsled Ride, when my stomach was in primo thrill seeker condition.


Maybe it was the heat and it being so close to lunch time that my nearly empty stomach couldn’t handle it, but the swings ride, which I thought looked so refreshing and kid friendly, made me sick…as…a…dog. I knew I was in trouble when I started feeling the urge to hurl on only about the third go round. Would they stop the ride for me? Would I end up getting sick and ruining our day? The horrors!

The girls and hubby were having a grand old time enjoying the cool breeze and I was sweating bullets and fighting horrible motion sickness each time we spun around to tinny carnival music. I managed to pull it together for the remainder of the ride and stumbled off the swings to the shade like a sweaty drunk, trying not to run down a group of 5-year-olds. There’s nothing more humiliating at an amusement park than barely being able to compose yourself after a KIDDY RIDE.

I don’t know what’s happened to my amusement park mojo but there was a time when I actually rode roller coasters the likes of the Beast at Kings Island in Ohio. Miss C and I rode a water ride at Beech Bend that reminded me of the Flume Zoom from Opryland here in Nashville years ago and that was about as much adrenaline as I could handle.

We spent the rest of the day at the refreshing water park, which was definitely more my speed. Lazy river to the rescue! Despite my brush with barfiness, we ended up having a fantastic day. In fact Miss C, my 9-year-old, told me that night that it was the best day of summer, and this is after our beach trip in July.

So are you a daring thrill-seeker at amusement parks or do you prefer to hit the kiddie rides? I’m somewhere in the middle, I think…

p.s. Head on over to Traveling Mom where I wrote a review of our fun day (minus the near barf experience) at Beech Bend. The Bowling Green Area Convention & Visitors Bureau provided us with tickets for our fun outing.

Kindergarten 101, Kleenex, And Kentucky


The giveaway is closed. The winner is Shanda Coleman who commented, “I live in Bowling Green and my son attends Natcher Elementary School. I’m so glad you had a wonderful visit. It is a terrific school all year long. So many people recommended visiting the teacher and school ahead of time and our district makes this very easy by having each school host an open house with all the children before the school year starts. It makes the transition smooth for everyone.” Thanks to everyone who entered!

I jokingly called her the kindergartener whisperer, and I wasn’t kidding. Mrs. Patrice McCrary, a National Teacher Hall of Fame educator, is a veritable expert on all things Kindergarten!


Last week Miss A and I joined four amazing mom bloggers and their equally amazing soon-to-be kindergartners for a trip to Bowling Green to soak up the years of knowledge from kindergarten teacher Patrice McCrary. I was excited to have the chance to bring my 5-year-old “future blogger of America” on a special mother/daughter trip and I was also looking forward to visiting Bowling Green, as I graduated from Western Kentucky University. Go Big Red! I’ve been on a few blog trips this year, but this is the first one I shared with one of my kids and that was a pretty special experience.


We rode to Kentucky from Nashville in style via a white stretch limo and I knew from the attention to detail that this would be an amazing experience. Ya’ll, they served the kids (both big and little) Little Debbie snack cakes on a silver tray. We also had a lovely welcoming dinner at tables set with fun primary color touches by a local party planner (thank you Leona for the amazing paint buckets filled with goodies at the kids’ activity table!) Mrs. McCrary gave all the kids fun Dr. Seuss tote bags filled with crayons, an activity book for building writing skills, and a tiny notebook.



On Friday our kids got a sneak peek at kindergarten life. Imagine their delight when they saw a big yellow school bus pull up in front of the Bowling Green Holiday Inn. I think this was as equally exciting as the limo ride. We headed to the beautiful William H. Natcher Elementary School for a morning of good ole get your hands dirty with glue and finger paint arts and crafts activities, special story time from Mrs. McCrary who read Germs Make Me Sick, and fun hands-on insight on how easily germs spread. It never ceases to amaze me how kids of all ages, including myself, are grossed out by the invisible germs a black light exposes. Let’s just say tiny hands pack an impressive amount of partying like rock star bacteria.



After a morning of activities in a bright and cheery classroom that had me wanting to curl up in the reading corner with a couple of good books, the kids watched a video and ate lunch while we parent types ate lunch in the beautiful school library and sat down to soak up some of Mrs. McCrary’s tips for making the school transition a smooth one. We also heard some inspirational tales from this amazing teacher. I cried and I laughed until I cried. Yes, I needed tissue.


Here are just a few tips from Mrs. McCrary (who is also featured in the book, “What Kindergarten Teachers Know,” which was provided to all of us in a goodie bag):

  • Start getting ready for school now! Get your kids in bed earlier each night. For older kids, you can entice them with reading. Tell them they can stay up 30 minutes later, if, and only if, they are reading in bed. Otherwise? Lights out!

  • Sunday night is a great night for choosing the week’s outfits (this includes YOU parents!) Mrs. McCrary chooses her week’s wardrobe and then irons it while watching Desperate Housewives. I rarely touch my iron so I’m already one step ahead of the game if I just follow this one organization tip.

  • Read to your children and converse with your incoming kindergartners in complete sentences; the kids with the biggest vocabularies, McCrary noted, do the best in school. We are, sadly, raising kids in a society that says it’s OK to plug our kids into TVs, handheld video games, DVD players constantly, even in the car. Unplug the electronics and converse with your kids in the car!

  • Celebrate the milestone of kindergarten! Yes, you may be sad about your “baby,” especially if your youngest child, like mine is starting school, but this is a happy occasion and your children will sense your anxiety.

  • Working parents who can’t be home when their child gets home from school can ask their child to videotape a synopsis of their day or use a hand-held voice recorder to talk about their special day at school. When you get home from work you and your child can then sit down together and watch or listen and catch up on the day.

  • At the end of the school day, ask your child specific questions and not just “What did you do today?” Ask them what they ate for lunch or if they learned any special songs.


The fabulous bloggers and their cute kids who also took part of this Kleenex back to school outing were (from left to right) were Ellen from Love That Max; Becky from Nickels nDimes; Niri from Mommy Niri; and Tara from Deal Seeking Mom. Thanks to Cooper Munroe from The Motherhood for organizing this great event!

And now for something fun…to celebrate back to school I’m giving away a month’s supply of Kleenex tissue to a lucky reader.

How to enter: Leave a comment with your best tip for preparing your kids for the first week of school. Some of your tips may be included on the Kleenex back to school website! I’ve uploaded several videos to the BlondeMomBlog.com YouTube Channel with great tips from Mrs. McCrary and the world’s cutest song, Tony Chestnut. Seriously. The cute. It is overwhelming. Observe my own Miss A…

A random winner for the Kleenex giveaway will be chosen from all eligible comments left by midnight Friday, July 30.

Good luck! I can’t wait to read your back to school tips.

Disclosure: Kleenex sponsored this event and paid for our transportation to Bowling Green, as well as my hotel accommodations and meals. And yes, we had a nice goody bag in our hotel rooms that included…drum roll…Kleenex upon arrival. I have linked to my Amazon affiliate account in this post for book mentions.

If You Give A Kid A Limo


I never rode in a limo until I was in my 30s so Miss A is livin’ large here, tanked up on juice, and ready to paint the big town of Bowling Green, Kentucky.

I’m working on a post about my amazing trip to Kentucky last week with four other blog mamas and their adorable soon-to-be kindergarteners to visit with National Teachers Hall of Fame educator Patrice McCrary, who I lovingly dubbed the kindergartener whisperer. I’ll be sharing some fantastic back to school tips I learned and will also be hosting a fun giveaway for a month’s supply of Kleenex. I don’t know about you, but I’ll need tissue, waterproof mascara, and a heckuva lot of coffee that first day of school.

Do you have an incoming kindergartener? Are they excited about school?

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