You Have Now Entered The Spring Break Zone

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to woman. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of woman’s fears and the summit of her knowledge that her children are going to be out of school for 6 days. It is an area which we call “The Spring Break Zone.”

Next week is officially spring break. It’s going to be one of those weird working parent weeks where hubby and I are working most of the week and I feel compelled to make it sort of fun and “spring breakish” for the girls minus the sunburn and air brushed tees.

Now you know we’re NOT all work and no play. That would just be wrong. We are taking a fun two-day trip to Chattanooga later next week and staying at the lovely Chattanoogan Hotel, but for the most part the girls will be hanging out at home with my mother-in-law or with my mom at her house in the country.

Let’s not discount the healing powers of sleeping in and no homework, though. I mean I am, at the very least, extremely grateful for no 4th grade math angst. Now that’s what I call a break. A break for a 42-year-old woman who breaks out in hives when asked to reduce fractions to their smallest terms.

Speaking of a break, I was updating our big family calendar yesterday when I noticed something as rare as a 9-year-old who loves homework…a TOTALLY BLANK SATURDAY.

Let’s just all pause for a moment, shall we?


That’s right folks. Tomorrow is completely unfettered with any event of any type. There are no soccer tournaments, no birthday parties, no Girl Scout functions.

This means we are going to do something really wild and crazy that you won’t even find on the strip in Panama City Beach…DUAL HAIRCUTS. I might even get my oil changed. WOOT!

Maybe I’ll get my tires rotated if I’m feeling especially sassy.

ROWRRRRRRR.

Since we just went to Disney World I consider that to have been our spring break vacation. At least that’s what I keep telling the girls every time they ask when we’re going to the beach.

Beach? We just went to DISNEY WORLD. Isn’t that like the beach times one thousand?

For the most part they are very easy to please kids, though. They got excited yesterday about a summer reading book list I printed. I’ll have to remember this when they’re 17 and bugging the crap out of me and the hubby to drive down to Florida unchaperoned with their friends.

“Girls remember when you just wanted to sleep in and read books on spring break?”

So what are your spring break plans? Anything wild and crazy like us? Oil changes? Sleeping in? Listening to old school Jimmy Buffett? Hair cuts? Come on…hit me with your crazy plans you wild and wacky spring breakers of 2012.

If Only My Resolutions Were This Simple

My 6-year-old’s New Year’s resolution.


I rarely post New Year’s resolutions but it’s the perfect time to change my evil ways, right?


Last year I tried to focus on my personal fitness as well as time management at home and work (and in blogging) and most of my goals for this year fall under those two categories. I’ve been filling in for a co-worker on maternity leave for the past couple of months and because I also do social media for work I feel like I am constantly online. I love it BUT I know I fritter away time that could be better well spent. Hey, don’t we all?


Here are some things I’d like to work on in 2012 under a few categories with a few specific goals that, hopefully, won’t be too hard to attain:


Health (Physical & Mama’s Mental Health)


More playing, less posting. Get out with my girls and husband more on hikes, walk Jack the dog more, and just stay active. Discourage screen time for myself and the girls. Luckily they aren’t big gamers but my 9-year-old Miss C, especially, has gotten totally hooked on some of her new Wii and DS games she received for Christmas. Of course she also plays travel soccer so she’s very physically fit. But still, it’s all about balance.


Drink more water. This is pretty easy to attain since we have a filtered water machine at my office and I’m literally steps away from our kitchen. Basically I have no excuse to not get 8 glasses of water in my body every day.


Eat more whole foods. Starting this week I’m going to try green smoothies in the morning with hubby. I also want to try more vegetarian meals, especially this summer when we frequent the produce stand.


Temper, much? Work on my hot headedness and general mama bear grouchiness. Be more patient and less quick to blurt things out in frustration. I actually printed and taped this Bible verse from Psalm 19:14 in my planner last year, “May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, O LORD, my Rock and my Redeemer.” I love the Anne Voskamp quote Jennifer from Playgroups Are No Place For Children mentions in her New Year’s resolutions post: Life is not an emergency.


Date nights or, at the least, lunch dates. I know it would do my husband and I a world of good if we actually scheduled regular date nights but with his crazy workload, sometimes the last thing we want to do is actually go out at night so I’m hopeful we can get back to lunch dates. We used to do fairly frequent lunch dates but his schedule has been prohibiting that. Still, they’re easier to actually squeeze in the work week and it’s nice to just spend time together alone.


Time Management


Meal planning. It’s a plan. I suck at meal planning. There, I said it. I get off work at 2:30 Monday through Thursday and yet somehow manage to be a “dinner by the seat of my pants” kind of mom ALL THE DAMN TIME. For the entire month of January I have sworn off eating out for dinner for our family and this even includes ordering pizza. So far, so good. I find that we’re all a little less harried at the end of the work and school day if I’m not cranky and running to the grocery store at 5 p.m. or resorting to ordering a pizza, yet again.


Become a user…a crock pot user. On Wednesdays this spring Miss A has gymnastics and Miss C has indoor soccer. My goal is to use our slow cooker on Wednesdays in January and February.


Blogging. I’m limiting myself to 3 posts a week here as well as on my review blog. That’s still more than some bloggers, and less frequent than other. Oh, and quit comparing myself to other bloggers and what they’re doing.


Social media free Sundays. I’ve dabbled with this but I’ve never really stuck with it. I rarely blog on Sundays and I usually stay off Twitter but I am going all out hard core in 2012. No Facebook, posting blogs,  hanging out on Pinterest and drooling over super fab outfits or DIY projects that look incredible but that I know well and good I’ll never do, or Tweeting on Sundays this year. I’m also seriously considering giving up reading or posting to Facebook (except for auto-posting of my blog) for Lent. Of course Twitter…you complete me. I’m not gonna lie ya’ll. If I ever give up Twitter you should really check in on me. I’m not going to give up checking email on Sundays, though, so hopefully I won’t have complete Internet withdrawal.


Money Management


Paying extra money toward my car loan. I rarely think of budgeting as a New Year’s goal and that is wrong, so wrong, as money and bills stress me out. We just paid off my horrible, bad, no good hospital bill from my food poisoning, pass out on the potty episode of fall 2011 right before Christmas. Ugh. We have just one car payment right now for my 2003 Explorer and I absolutely loathe having a car payment! I want to start paying it off early and will allocate some of the freelance money I earn this year toward that goal.


Shop around for car insurance rates. My employer offers a discount on auto insurance through MetLife that I have NEVER checked into. Checking into it this month.


Don’t spend to save. I swear I am subscribed to every flash sale site and deal site on the planet, from Groupon to Living Social.  I’ve actually only bought a few Groupons and I want to make sure that when I do snag a deal that I’m not just buying it because it feels good to save.


What are some of your goals for 2012? Are mine insane? Doable? Should I print this, laminate it, and tape it to my bathroom mirror? Will my wine intake double in 2012? I guess I’ll find out! Does anyone want to join me in social media free Sundays?

I Need Wine And A Clone

Yesterday was the first full day of school for both my girls and I don’t want to brag or anything, but we made it through the day and WE’RE STILL ALIVE. We did lose our final hermit crab last week, though, but that’s a story for another day. Frankly, I’m thankful the reign of crabs is over at our house.

The girls’ actual first day of school was last Thursday but was just a half day and I took the day off from work so it was really just school “lite,” a dress rehearsal for the real deal so to speak. We had teacher inservice last Friday and then yesterday was the full monty.

Here’s the low down on my Monday:

  • Got the girls to school at 7:45

  • Got to work by 8:15

  • Left work at 2:30 and picked up both girls from school along with a friend who needed a ride while her mom battled middle school car pool duty

  • Picked two wimpy (yet nutritious) peppers from our sad garden and made homemade spaghetti sauce while the girls played

  • Prayed that Miss A’s friend wouldn’t leave our home with her navy skort completely covered in dog hair when her mom picked her up

  • Took Miss C to soccer practice at 5 (hubby picked her up at 6:30 on his way home from working all day)

  • Took Miss A home at 6 to eat dinner and prep for her soccer practice

  • Took Miss A to her 6:30 soccer practice

  • Came home and made sure the girls scrubbed all dirt and grass stains from soccer practice away

  • Ironed school uniforms (a sadistic habit of mine that typically lasts one week before I use the toss in the dryer method of ironing)

  • Prepped the coffee maker

  • Passed out about 10 p.m. after taking cold medicine

Yeah, did I mention I have a cold.

Mondays, you will not beat me down!

This afternoon I’ll pick the girls up and then I just have to attend a 4th grade parents’ meeting and I’m throwing together Sloppy Joes for dinner while hubby works late and my dad babysits. Tomorrow evening Miss C has and hour and a half soccer practice again for her travel team. Thursday and Friday we have nothing going on in the evenings, thank you day planner Jesus. I plan on us all vegging out because we have a soccer tournament and an out of town wedding this weekend.

What’s that saying? That which doesn’t kill us makes us stronger so we can hoist that box of wine?

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