I'm a 40-year-old soccer mom to two little girls desperately seeking sanity and hiding from the Barbie Pop-Tarts. I work as an editor and social media coordinator in business publishing. My husband, a former beach bartender, founded MouseCalls Computer Services here in Nashville. We have two mutts, one fish, and too much laundry. Estrogen and wine flow freely at our house.
Love & Marriage
Married Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry For Buying Your Panties At Costco
Hubby and I in 1993 during my pre-Costco panty buying days. I was visiting him when he lived in Jacksonville, Florida. We got engaged in 1995.
It’s Valentine’s Day weekend and there’s no school Monday in observance for President’s Day. You know what that means.
Send the kids to the grandparents!
We’ll be engaging in raucous Married Foreplay [...]
Eat, Drink, And Oh Wait…Just Drink
It dawned on me yesterday that I’ve never had a huge bang up New Year’s Eve. I mean we’ve gone to parties in the past at friends’ houses but I’ve never ridden in a limo or been to Times Square or anything mind blowing to ring in the New Year. And quite honestly I’m secretly [...]
Bring Back The Magic, But Bring Back The Crazy
The hubby and I had two rare nights together without the girls this week.
Two nights.
Dos…dos beotches! Woo hoo!
We usually do date nights on weekends but there are only a few more weeks until 2nd grade begins for Miss C and I’ve been pretty creative in filling her days while we’re at work this summer so [...]
Did I Shave My Legs For This? I Sure As Heck Did
Tonight the hubby and I are going out for a romantic Italian dinner to celebrate our 12th anniversary.
12th…
Holylordjesusonhighhowdidthathappen?
Actually he and I met in high school in 1987 so just calculate that all you young whipper snappers. I can still hear Bon Jovi and smell the hair spritz.
Our actual anniversary is tomorrow. We exchanged vows outdoors [...]
Red, Red Wine
And cheap to boot.
We know how to live it up on the last night of vacation. Hubby is cooking crab cakes and filet mignon and we’re washing it down with this stuff.
Actually? It’s pretty dang good and it’s not Boone’s Farm.
My iPhone Brings All The Geeks To The Yard
Hubby and I fall under the old and married Valentine’s gift clause. We haven’t exchanged presents the past few years. We’ve been much more practical. Maybe not quite Hank and Peggy from King of the Hill practical…“Uh. Peggy I thought we’d just skip the gifts this year seein’ as we’re savin’ for that deluxe tortilla [...]









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