School Lunch Fail

Yesterday we were in full on back to normal schedule, cue choir of angels! School was in session and I went back to work. I don’t know about you, but once January 1 rolls around I am ready to get a move on with the new year and kiss all the trappings and wrappings of Christmas goodbye. I may or may not have uttered the words, “Do you girls want me to drop you off at school a day early?”  when they were fighting earlier this week. I am obviously not home school mom material.

I wanted to prep for the first day back to school after the holiday break so I opened the cabinet where I store our lunch boxes as Miss C told me she wanted to bring her lunch on the first day back.

Where the heck was her lunch box? It should have been right there in the cabinet. Hmmmmm.

And then it dawned on me. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d actually laid eyes on her lunchbox, or her sister’s come to think about it.

Oh heck no.

The cute lunch tote OF DEATH MOLD SPORE fame.


I stepped down from the kitchen chair I’d been standing on and then nervously eyed their unopened since well before Christmas backpacks on the bench of our coatrack. For weeks they’d sat untouched, tossed aside in gleeful “YEA SCHOOL’S OUT” fashion.


I gingerly unzipped Miss C’s plaid backpack as if I expected a wild animal to lunge at me. There it was…the missing lunch tote. I didn’t detect any foul odor, so I went ahead and unzipped it, even though it felt full. Inside was her lunch from December 16, pristine as the moment I’d packed it because she’d had an end of the year pizza party in her classroom that day and never did eat her lunch.


The turkey sandwich was still intact inside a plastic sandwich keeper, except for the fact that the white wheat bread looked to be morphing into a giant, moist white mold spore.

Memories of soured milk filled sippy cups unearthed in various nooks and crannies hit me as I examined the gooey turkey blob, I mean sandwich.

Hey at least I know her sandwich keeper really works.

Houston, We Hab A Cold


My 9-year-old has her first cold of the season so I’ve kept her home from school today. She’s got her favorite fleece blanket, her flannel PJs, a vitamin C drink, and the remote so she can rewind her favorite scenes in Gnomeo and Juliet over and over. We’re in crisis mode, however, as we are out of tissues.


Vicks Vapo Rub may be an old school go to cold remedy that your mother and your grandmother used but they’re keeping up with the times. They’ve even introduced a Feel Better Friend App for Facebook so you can send a little get well message and virtual care package to your Facebook friends when they’re down for the count with the sniffles.



Next week I’m going to give away a cold and flu season survival kit filled with Vicks products, so stay tuned!


What’s in your essential cold and flu season survival kit? I am a big believer in the healing power of soft flannel pjs, fluids, Vitamin C and echinacea, and a steady stream of my favorite DVDs.


Disclosure: I am being compensated for my work with Vicks this winter as a member of the Vicks Blogger Brigade but, as always, the words and stories I share with you are all my own.

Baby It’s Cold Outside (Now Wear Your Damn Coat)

An open letter to my girls…

Dear Girls:

I know it was completely audacious that I asked you to wear your winter coats to school today. I mean what kind of crazy, unreasonable mother asks her kids to wear a coat when it’s 39 degrees outside? Wasn’t it just days ago that we were still in shorts and driving around with the windows rolled down?

I know it’s a crime against humanity, apparently, to wear your winter coat before Thanksgiving. I realize they may seem too bulky and cumbersome or to quote Miss A, “TOO PUFFY MOM,” but I guarantee you that when I pick you up from school this afternoon your frozen tushies will be the only cool thing about you dissing your winter coats.

Love,

Mom

p.s. I told you it was cold out.

p.p.s. Tomorrow I’m telling you, not asking.

Do your kids put up a huge stink over wearing their winter coats? I don’t remember this being such an angsty deal last year. As Charlie Brown says, “Good grief.”

Speaking of “cool things,” I’ve got a fun giveaway sponsored by Pump It Up on my review blog for the new Nintendo Wii Happy Feet Two game. Check it out!

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