I'm a 41-year-old mom to two girls ages 8 and 5 desperately seeking sanity. I'm an editor and social media coordinator in business publishing. My husband, a former beach bartender, founded MouseCalls Computer Services here in Nashville. We have two mutts, three crabs, two frogs, and too much laundry. Estrogen and wine flow freely here, so kick off your shoes and come on in!
Suburban Diva
As The Wine [Does Not] Flow
Last Saturday, in an effort to detox from the holidays, I decided to forego all alchol for the remainder of the month.
(See also digital scales flashing RUH ROH at me instead of numbers.)
I may have picked a really bad week to quit drinking wine.
It’s looking like no school tomorrow and possibly Friday, which means being [...]
Proof The Ice Cream Man Is The Fifth Horseman Of The Apocolypse
True mom confession: I have never bought my kids ice cream from the ice cream man.
Before you pass judgment and think I am some sort of frozen treat Nazi or have banned my children from eating junk food, that’s simply not the case. I may or may not have eaten Blue Bunny banana split ice [...]
SAHMs Gone Wild
We’ve ditched the Britney Spears routine in my weekly hip hop dance class and we’re now learning dance moves to Justin Timberlake’s Sexy Back that include the snake wave ya’ll (said in my best Britney Spears voice). I don’t run into any problems during the warm up but there is once stretch called a pretzel [...]










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