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I'm a 40-year-old soccer mom to two little girls desperately seeking sanity and hiding from the Barbie Pop-Tarts. I work as an editor and social media coordinator in business publishing. My husband, a former beach bartender, founded MouseCalls Computer Services here in Nashville. We have two mutts, one fish, and too much laundry. Estrogen and wine flow freely at our house.

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I’ll Have What She’s Having

Every night at dinner as a respite from the crazy energy of after school and the hubby coming in (“Daddy, DADDY!”) from work and the dogs scrambling for primo vantage point under the kitchen table for maximum scrap position, we take turns going around the table and talk about our favorite part of the day.

Last night Miss A announced, “You know what my favorite part of the day was? When I sat in my teacher’s lap and got high!”

I know her teacher does seem amazingly calm for dealing with a room full of 3 and 4-year-olds.

7 responses to “I’ll Have What She’s Having”

  1. bad parent

    I appreciate the brevity, but I think this post is missing like 75 words. Why the F did your kid say that? Context??

    bad parents last blog post..Rule #30: Love Your Pets More Than Your Kids

  2. Kel

    haha…kids say the darndest things…hahaha
    Have a great weekend!
    ~K

  3. Rick Bucich

    To funny! Often my son says “up high” when he wants to be picked up or touch something out of reach.

    When he was learning to say “cookie” it came out sorta like “cook” but more like something else.

    Have a great weekend

  4. Liz@thisfullhouse

    Hah! Aaand, I got it the first time. Happy Valentine’s Day.

  5. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake

    Why can’t I have a teacher like that?

    Heather, Queen of Shake Shakes last blog post..Fore isn’t just a golf term

  6. Lisa

    seriously? that is beyond hillarious! so glad you have that comment down forever!

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