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Friday, 6 p.m.
Hubby: Do you need a glass of wine?
Me: YES.
Hubby: Do you need a Big Gulp of wine?
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Saturday, 8 a.m.
Miss A: My elbow hurts mommy. (She is laying down on the couch and rubbing her forehead.)
Me: Do you mean your temple?
Miss A: Yeah.
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Sunday, 7:45 p.m.
Miss C: My sister is the best girl in the world (Hugs Miss A as they both scream with glee while I push them home from the playground in our bike cart.)
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Sunday, 8:15 p.m.
Miss A: Mommy is plankton real?
Me: Yes.
Miss A: Where does he live?
Me: In the ocean. Wait a minute, do you mean Plankton on Sponge Bob?
Miss A: Yeah. (Clearly we are downing the Sponge Bob Kool Aid around here.)
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Monday, 3 a.m.
Miss C: MOMMY!
Me: Yes, baby.
Miss C: I didn’t have a nightmare, but my throat hurts really, really bad.
Me: Oh nooooooooooooooooooo.
Ouch. Give the pediatrician my regards.
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Yep… we are headed there in about 15 minutes, although I think I have a “faker” or perhaps an “exaggerator.”
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Hee hee – life with kids is most colorful in shares like this.
Hugs,
Holly
Laughing hysterically and then ‘awwwing’ and now hoping she’s okay.
Can I sign up for a Big Gulp of wine please?
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Hope Miss C. is okay, as I would have been more like, “Oh Craaaaaaaaap!”
Oh shit is optional, too.
Well she tested neg for strep. Me thinks she has a case of the “blah Mondays!”
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And another entry in the “calling things the wrong body part name”, Emersyn tells me all the time her penis hurts.
She has issues.
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I love my ‘big gulp’ of wine! I have a lovely glass from Crate and Barrel that holds about 3/4 of a bottle. Love that glass!
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Those were great. I needed a laugh this morning.
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Finally something new for me to learn and I am already subscribed. You can contact me if you need to.