Obviously Moms Were Not Part of the Focus Group

I saw this cereal at Dollar Tree today. For real, ya’ll!


 


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Oh Dollar Tree, how I love thee and your untold treasures and blog fodder that await me. I went looking for goody bags for Miss C’s upcoming birthday party, and found muffin tops.


 


Muffin top, or dunlap as Oprah calls it, will forever have a different meaning to me now that I’m a mother (and one who has had two c-sections and who experiences a flab-alanche every time she sits down thank you very much). Wearing a bathing suit nearly every day for the past week will do that to you.


p.s. Apparently (and why am I not surprised), someone has launched an online Muffin Top Museum.

Comments

  1. rachel says:

    I saw those just the other day at our Dollar Tree and I was thinking the same thing. You just blogged it faster :-) Thanks for the giggle!! Flabalanche :-) snort

    rachel’s last blog post..The great debate of ‘08 is in your hands

  2. LOL! yes, great minds think alike. I placed a link to here. I didn’t know you too had C-sections :)

    Thanks for that Muffin Huntin’ link. I added that there too :)

    Your mom is skinnier than my mom so if I don’t watch out my muffin top will be way bigger than yours. It’s in our genes.

    Liza’s Eyeview’s last blog post..Do You Know The Muffin Top?

  3. Coma Girl says:

    Flab-alanche! I love it! Ever since my darn pregnancy and c-section…and love for cupcakes, I look fine standing up, but as soon as I sit down – flab-alanche.

    I may have to steal that one.

    Coma Girl’s last blog post..We’re Back to a Household of 6

  4. Muffin Tops? ROFLMAO!!

    Mrs. Schmitty’s last blog post..Drop And Give Me Twenty!

  5. heather says:

    Flab-alanche?!? bwhahahahahaha I just snorted my cranberry limeade

    heather’s last blog post..Our One-Year-Old Ladybug

  6. Lisa says:

    You know a guy named that cereal. Or some dumb blonde with a fabulous flat stomach that has yet to be ruined by child birth…..

    Lisa’s last blog post..Vacation

  7. Jamie says:

    Lisa:

    I had a fabulous flat stomach in 1997 right before hubby and I got married.

    It’s in there somewhere…I just KNOW IT!

  8. Erin says:

    I can’t think “muffin-top” any other way either. But I try very hard to not think of this word ever, especially when I look in the mirror. Wow, they actually made a product called muffin-tops. Wouldn’t want stock in that company.

    Erin’s last blog post..You know what, Talk Soup….

  9. Leeanthro says:

    Oh that was funny.

    As a mom with 2 c-sections, I too have serious muffin-top action which I like to keep hidden beneath my shirt (at least I try to camouflage it).

    I would not buy those muffin tops! Too much of a reminder!

    I’m gonna steal “flab-alanche” from you. Oh that’s a good one!

  10. Anne says:

    oh wow. That is just so wrong.

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