Comment by Ellen

May 6, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

Another effective birth control method for teens: Reading What To Expect When You’re Expecting.

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Comment by Holly Schwendiman

May 6, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

ROFL - I do believe you nailed it my dear.

Hugs,
Holly

Comment by Anne

May 6, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

Yes, I feel you on the nick-names. When the girls were handing out nice ones, I became ‘mayonaise’. WTH?

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Comment by Bluegrass Mama

May 6, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

Oh yeah, I feel your pain!

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Comment by Jennifer

May 6, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

I agree with the birth control thing. Show a taut little teen girl my cottage cheesy belly and her legs will snap shut for years to come!

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Comment by Pam

May 6, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

“I really think effective birth control for teenage girls would be to have them watch moms trying on bathing suits via hidden camera. That would pretty much stave off the desire to have sex or eat for a while.”
Love it! Sometimes I just look at those teeny-bopper girls with bodies like I used to have and just think, your day will come. Oh,yes, your day will come.

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Comment by Mof2

May 6, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

I hate swimsuit season!!! It’s a bad moment waiting to happen. This has got to be the reason why my favorite time of the year is winter. You just cover it all up!!

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Comment by Beth_C

May 6, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

“My boobs have fallen and they can’t get up.”

chuckle, snort, gaffaw and a big I’m right there with you sister!

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Comment by kailani

May 6, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

At least Goofy is funny! It could have been a lot worse! LOL!

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Comment by Nap Warden

May 6, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

Miss Peach: I’m Cinderella

Me: Who am I

Miss Peach: You’re the Very Big Godmother!

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Comment by Shannanb aka Mommy Bits

May 6, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

Bless their hearts. They just don’t realize what they are saying….

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Comment by rachel

May 6, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

Thank you for the giggles
I agree completely, that would definitely be fabulous birth control.

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Comment by Jennilu

May 6, 2008 @ 9:04 pm

Yes, and as I once heard a little girl describe the difference between Mommy boobies and Girly boobies, she matter of factly stated, “Mommy boobies point down!”

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Comment by Mrs. Schmitty

May 6, 2008 @ 9:16 pm

A perfect form of birth control would be to watch my kids for 24 hours. They’d all be virgins until they were married!

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Comment by Liza's Eyeview

May 7, 2008 @ 12:00 am

LOL (laughing my okole off!!!)

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Comment by mamatulip

May 7, 2008 @ 6:17 am

Seriously - kids aren’t good for the ol’ ego. I remember one day Julia likening my belly to her Play-Doh collection.

Thanks, babe. Thanks.

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Comment by Filtering Life

May 7, 2008 @ 6:34 am

Love the ” my boobs have fallen and can’t get up!” hilarious Jamie

Comment by Lisa

May 7, 2008 @ 7:10 am

So true….
I tried on 3 swimsuit tops yesterday - not fun….left depressed & came home to eat some dessert - further compounding the problem - AUGH!

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Comment by Amy

May 7, 2008 @ 9:28 am

Nothing like your own kid to make you feel old, fat and ugly. But one day they will have their own and our revenge will be complete.

Comment by Renee

May 7, 2008 @ 9:37 am

That sounds like just what would be said at my house!

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Comment by bill

May 7, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

“Have fallen and they can’t get up”. What an interesting image.

As for the changing rooms — I was once told by an acquaintance that she was out dress-hunting with her daughter, couldn’t quite get into one, and the daughter slipped into it like a seal into the water. From then on, she says, she shopped alone.

Comment by Jenni

May 7, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

Hilarious!

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Comment by Amy

May 7, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

Ethan does this ALL the time. I have told him a couple of times that he was hurting my feelings, but it doesn’t seem to phase him. He just very matter-of-fact, “Your hair doesn’t look very good. It is too black.” (After I spent a half hour coloring it- thanks, dude)

Comment by Stop Kidnapping

May 9, 2008 @ 10:10 am

I think you should definitely patent your unique birth control method!!! the only problem that we wouldn’t want to scare out kids so bad that they never want to have kids or eat! (there is enough of that going on already)

keep writing!
Jesse
Prevent Kidnapping!