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Joyride




Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, originally uploaded by blondemom.

The girls and I headed to the swanky big mall south of here Wednesday for Miss A’s birthday party extravaganza (and yes we are still celebrating…cake and pizza on Sunday at our house with family). Our first scheduled stop was at Build a Bear.


It was a gorgeous spring day and I took the scenic route, a winding, hilly drive that takes you past beautiful homes, a golf course, and Nashville’s Steeplechase. The last few miles I decided to get on the “fast road,” which is what Miss C calls the interstate. Lord have mercy on my soul but mama is not used to driving on the interstate with all the close to 5 p.m. nutballs driving 80 miles an hour to make it to Chili’s happy hour with their buddies after work. I live a sheltered, boring life. What can I say.

We were in the right hand lane and getting ready to exit toward the mall when I noticed a guy in a silver sports car trying to merge and I waved him over. He enthusiastically waved back and I thought, “Well that’s nice.” Then I realized he was flipping me off with mucho gusto. The bastard.

It dawned on me that I was one of those annoying distracted mommy drivers (in an SUV granted, and not a minivan, but still) with two laughing, screaming kids in the backseat, windows half down, wind whipping through the car, a bluegrass CD blasting.

I instantly thought to myself, “Single asshole sports car driving dude must not have kids.”

Sometimes I long for those carefree sports car single days.

But on that day I longed for nothing but being a mama. And who can blame me? All the happiness in the world I could ask for was in the backseat.

13 responses to “Joyride”

  1. Amy

    Excellent post my friend! And the picture is adorable—their “bears” turned out so cute!!

    We need to have lunch one day!

    Amy’s last blog post..A Smack on the Ass and A Kick in the Teeth

  2. Amy

    Oh, they are cute!! All 4 of them!

  3. Mom Tu-Tu

    Wow! It sounds like a great time! Being a mommy is the best.

    Mom Tu-Tu’s last blog post..Still Not Well

  4. Jennifer

    Very cute pic:) I too wish for peaceful car rides soem days, btu nothing beats being a Mommy…unless you kids are arguing back and forth like mine were earlier today…lol!

    Jennifer’s last blog post..It’s Party Time!

  5. mamatulip

    sigh

    I used to be that asshole.

    mamatulip’s last blog post..Droppin? like flies: a timeline

  6. rachel

    Absolutely adorable!! I wouldn’t be that single guy again for anything in the world!
    Motherhood is the best. I love your happiness in the backseat line. True, true.
    Their animals are adorable, and of course so are they

    rachel’s last blog post..Skintabulous Haiku and some Frump Busting too

  7. molly

    Such cutie pies with the bears!

    molly’s last blog post..You’re Going to Eat That???

  8. Holly Schwendiman

    Aww the joys. Build A Bear sure figured out a good thing eh? :)

    Hugs,
    Holly

  9. kara in Kansas

    That was great-and thank you for the great post on Miss A’s bday. I’ve actually gone a week w/o reading you-and-damn if I haven’t missed you!

    Glad to catch up-

    Kara

  10. Erin

    that is a great photo!
    as far as the sports car guys go, man- do NOT go to Malibu or Santa Monica. Because they are like ants here. Everywhere. And always flipping you off as they are on their cellphone/blue tooth.

    Erin’s last blog post..Friday Feast

  11. Amy

    Great picture of your girls!! LOVE IT!

  12. Jen M

    Here’s some fin!! Thanks, girl!!

    Jen M’s last blog post..Why My Son Will Be Getting Everything in My Will

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