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I'm a 40-year-old soccer mom to two little girls desperately seeking sanity and hiding from the Barbie Pop-Tarts. I work as an editor and social media coordinator in business publishing. My husband, a former beach bartender, founded MouseCalls Computer Services here in Nashville. We have two mutts, one fish, and too much laundry. Estrogen and wine flow freely at our house.

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15 responses to “Petty Theft, Jesus, and Wiener Poopie”

  1. Bluegrass Mama

    To be honest, I read Dooce once and never went back. Just not impressed. But I did check today looking for the update you mentioned and can’t find it!

    Bluegrass Mama’s last blog post..Hope

  2. mayberry

    OMG you know that reporter was rethinking his career choice aftere having to read that note aloud!

    mayberry’s last blog post..Super-easy soup

  3. barb

    looks like the video has been removed from utube – bummer

  4. Jeanine

    So who did it?

  5. HRH

    OMG. That is so funny. I couldn’t find the update either so thanks for the fill in!

    HRH’s last blog post..Looking through rose (and other) colored glass…

  6. Mrs. F

    OMGosh, that is hilarious! Where was the granddaughter stashing Jesus, I wonder? Was her Mom or Dad an accomplice to this? Hmmm.

    Poopie.

    Haha. She said poopie. Yeah, I feel twelve.

    Mrs. F’s last blog post..A Little Piece of Perfection

  7. Momo Fali

    The granddaughter No way! Granny is gonna whoop some ass.

    Momo Fali’s last blog post..It Would Be One Heck Of A Bash

  8. Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants

    My friend, I read YOU, not DOOCE!

    We want more info on the granddaughter!

    Alli Mrs. Fussypants’s last blog post..

    Jamie,
    I thought this was so funny, that I sent the link to a bunch of friends! That was so funny.

    Oh, and I don’t read Dooce. I don’t know why, I just don’t. Is that wrong? LOL

    Pattie’s last blog post..Chevy Chase, I Feel You

  9. Jennifer

    That was fantastic

    Jennifer’s last blog post..Rookie Parenting Mistakes

  10. Rachel

    I don’t read Dooce. I read you. I luv you :-)
    That was hysterical.
    You knew it was a kid, with those circles over the ‘i’s and the embellishments and the poopie.
    I was rolling :-) I’m still snickering :-) THanks for the grins!!

    Rachel’s last blog post..abandonment?

  11. Liz

    I’m sorry, but that was SO funny. Not so sure it was news-worthy, though. Someone’s definitely going to be shorted next Christmas, though!

    Liz’s last blog post..Wanna see my Valentines?

  12. Angela

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLO WEINER POOPIE>> OMG>

    I’m going to freakin bust the seams on my pj pants laughing..

    I have to go pee now… Thats awsomeness.

    As the owner of 7 dogs.. just clean up the poop already.. If its in your backyard.. fine.. but other people’s.. yuck.. I even get pissed off when people let their dogs poop in my yard and Its dog heaven around here.

    Angela’s last blog post..Carrier Review : Chic Papoose

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