Haiku Friday: Ode to a Turd and a Plea to Britney

I’ve never done Haiku Friday before, but here goes.

Please, please be gentle with me. I felt inspired today during a particular poignant moment.

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Stray poop or raisin?

I pick it up regardless.

Moms are glamorous!

And because the Britney Spears story is all over the news…

Oh, Britney, Britney.

Please get yourself together.

You owe your sons that.

Haiku Friday was founded by A Mommy Story and Playgroups Are No Place for Children.

And yes, this is my THIRD post for the day. See you next week. Whew.

Comments

  1. melissa says:

    not bad for your first time
    have a great weekend!

  2. Kathryn says:

    That was a great first time haiku!
    The Britney thing is pretty sad, no? Poor kids. And really, poor her too. Just a bad situation all the way around and I hope everything works out. I think everyone should just leave her the crap alone.
    Too funny about the poo. I find myself asking that question way more than I would like, “poo or…?”.
    Great blog! I’m a first time visitor. :)

    Kathryn’s last blog post..Starting Over

  3. I so agree on Brit’s latest venture into the bottomless pit. I have no clue how she can keep outdoing herself!!

    A new poo ‘ku-er! You gotta check out Blue Momma. She’s known as the poo ku queen. I’m amazed at how human excrement no longer scares me. The joys of motherhood, eh?

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..Haiku Friday: My Dragonslayer

  4. I don’t believe that this is your first haiku attempt! LOL

    Great job. Britbrit’s a flakeflake, eh?

    Secret Agent Mama’s last blog post..Project 365 (132/365)

  5. Blonde Mom says:

    Me and the haiku rhymin’ go way back, yo:

    http://blondemomblog.com/2006/03/03/grocery-celebrity-sighting-haiku/

    Also, there’s nothing better than redneck squirrel haiku:

    http://blondemomblog.com/2005/12/02/redneck-squirrel-haiku/

  6. Rachel says:

    Welcome to the haiku friday insanity! 3 blogs from you in one day!! Holy cow!
    Hey: snowy days giveaways still says ‘07 on it :-)

    Rachel’s last blog post..2008 Bloggie Award Nominations

  7. rhett135 says:

    This was my 1st haiku. Or Brit-ku. Re-posting because the italics got messed up. Sorry for the double post. Wish I could delete/edit these instead. Or at least preview. (hint hint).

    You want a piece of me?

    Piranharazzi feeding frenzy..

    Not much left

  8. mayberry says:

    If you haven’t seen Alvin & the Chipmunks yet—there is a whole “poo or raisin?” scene!

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  9. LuAnn says:

    I LIKE IT!

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  10. Suburban Mum says:

    Very good, LOL!

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  11. motherbumper says:

    Oh yes, the poop or raisin debate – you captured it perfectly. Well done – poetry is in your blood.

    motherbumper’s last blog post..Left Wing

  12. Lisa says:

    Funny!
    I feel sorry for Britney. I keep thinking that if she would just come and live with me in my boring, normal life for a while she’d see the light. Her kids…..poor, poor kiddos!

    Lisa’s last blog post..Get out the chastity belt….

  13. Blonde Mom says:

    Lisa:

    I agree. I think she should move back in with her mama in Louisiana and raise those boys in the country!

    That way they could grow up with their born out of wedlock cousin and Aunt Jamie Lynn.

    I grew up in the country and look how I turned out. ;)

    Jamie

  14. mamatulip says:

    Ah, yes, mom’s are glamorous. No matter what it is, we pick it up.

    mamatulip’s last blog post..2007: A brief recap

  15. kailani says:

    You’ve been a busy girl today!

    It’s so sad about Britney’s situation. She had so much potential!

    kailani’s last blog post..Any Tips For This Warm Weather Gal?

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