I Like Smooth Butts And I Cannot Lie
Shortly after the new year I was sent a box of Aveeno Baby products to review. I promptly snagged the Aveeno Baby Soothing Relief Moisture cream, because suddenly my girls had more moisturizing products than mama and that’s just not right. The moisture cream has a permanent home in my nightstand drawer. It is fragrance free and is wonderful for the winter dry skin scalies. Come on, you know you get lizard feet in the winter.
The lavender and vanilla “calming comfort” scented wash and lotion are good for those nighttime baths when you want your kids to chill out. Although if your kids are like mine, bathtime is splash like mermaids gone buck wild time no matter what kind of aromatherapy mumbo jumbo you toss in the tub.
The Aveeno Diaper Rash Cream is especially nice. It’s also fragrance free and hypoallergenic and is a light creamy consistency that wipes off your hands easily. I hate the really hard core goopy diaper ointments that are nearly impossible to scrub off unless we are battling some serious alien like diaper rash from hell.
Good stuff.
Hypoallergenic.
A “baby” body cream you can use for yourself.
Smooth butts.
What more could you ask for?
I also received some H20 Transactive Post-Shave Healing Balm from the ULTA Salon website for the hubby. He is a Dial soap, blue jeans kind of guy but he LOVES this stuff after his morning shave (thank God he finally shaved his annual beard, holiday cave man edition) and it leaves his face wonderfully smooth.
So, what kind of diaper ointment do you use? And did you know if you let your 22-month old eat an entire can of tomato soup between lunch and dinner that it will probably cause flaming booty like a bare butt baboon issues? Or I should say “bottom,” which is our preferred term for the gluteus maximus region. Because butt is not ladylike…ahem.
Now everytime I hear that song, the lyrics will never be the same 
