Moses is My Homeboy

Filed under: My Girls, Parenting — Blonde Mom at 12:08 pm on Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Rasta Moses Doll!
Originally uploaded by blondemom.

The girls got an assortment of new dolls and stuffed animal friends to add to their menagerie. From Dr. Seuss’s star-bellied Sneetch to a Dora Knows Your Name doll, our family of toys has grown and the girls have already cooked dinner for their friends with their new play kitchen left by Santa.

My stepmother bought the girls a trio of talking Biblical character dolls and my inner 13-year-old boy sense of humor took over yesterday when I squeezed Moses’s belly and the first thing he quipped was “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” All I could think was that he would be the ideal gift for an 18-year-old going off to college. Just stash the talking Moses under their dorm mattress while they aren’t looking and it would be quite the conversation starter. Or effective birth control.

Psssst: If you click on Moses, you can see a few of our pictures from Christmas Eve and Christmas day.

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Comment by: Colleen

December 26, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

That is one of the funniest looking dolls I’ve ever seen. Love the ten commandments in his hands!

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Comment by: Erin

December 26, 2006 @ 2:53 pm

Very very cute :) He really lists the 10 commandments?
Anyway, Merry Merry Christmas!!!

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Comment by: Charla

December 26, 2006 @ 7:34 pm

Merry Christmas (better late than never) Jamie! It sounds like lots of fun has been going on in your home since Santa came to town. I can’t wait to hear more about it!

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Comment by: Aurelia Williams

December 26, 2006 @ 10:22 pm

LOL at the thought of you sneaking that doll into a college freshmans’ dorm room!!

What a cool looking doll!! Happy Holidays to you

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Comment by: RichieAnn

December 27, 2006 @ 10:30 am

I was confused by the ten commandments hands. I thought they were giant pitchforks!!!

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Comment by: Amanda

December 27, 2006 @ 11:12 am

That’s so funny!!!

I need a doll that say’s “Thou shall not talk back to the mother”.

It could work,right?

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Comment by: Blonde Mom

December 27, 2006 @ 11:18 am

Amanda:

I need one of those, too! ;)

Jamie

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Comment by: mamatulip

December 27, 2006 @ 12:37 pm

LOL! I love your sense of humour, Jamie.

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Comment by: furiousball

December 27, 2006 @ 2:40 pm

Wow, look at that doll…apparently the eleventh commandment was “Thou Shall have car grills for hands.”

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Comment by: Bluegrass Mama

December 27, 2006 @ 4:41 pm

What a hoot! Though I foresee said college students realizing that they’re not married, so it’s not adultery, just plain old fornication. ;-)

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Comment by: Oh, The Joys

December 27, 2006 @ 6:48 pm

Too bad he doesn’t say, “Pass da fatty, Mon.”

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Comment by: Mrs. Flinger

December 27, 2006 @ 10:41 pm

oh, I just love it. He would go well with our Jesus action figure. ;-)

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Comment by: Busymom.net

December 28, 2006 @ 11:30 am

Gearing up for Appliance Failure - The 2007 Edition…

My, The Great Appliance Failure starts earlier and earlier (or, late, however you want to look at it). What does it mean when a desktop computer keeps randomly turning itself off? It doesn’t seem to be overheated. Please, please tell……

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Comment by: malia

December 28, 2006 @ 1:27 pm

love it!

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Comment by: mrsmogul

December 28, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

WOW biblical character dolls!! I don’t know how I would dress them? Would it be a sin to dress them in BARBIE clothes?

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Comment by: R*belle

December 28, 2006 @ 2:42 pm

HAHA! I think that divorce lawyers should hand those out as advertisements. Or wait, I guess that would HURT their business. Maybe wives that suspect their husbands of cheating should stick one under their mattress so that every time he gets in bed it reminds him!

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Comment by: Blonde Mom

December 28, 2006 @ 5:00 pm

R*Belle:

Now that is a great idea! Ha! ;)

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Comment by: Nohell

January 3, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

I thought Moses had oven mitts on his hands. Have you had to explain the meaning of adultery thanks to Moses warning?

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