Being 3 Means…
you can go to the public restroom at the grocery with your daddy and loudly debate the merits of brown poo poo versus green or red.
you can wear Hello Kitty bandaids on your boo boos, even if they are just pretend boo boos.
you can yell half way across the store, “Mama, see that white hair!,” at the lady in the checkout line with, you guessed it, white hair.
you can ask your daddy if he mows his nose hair.
you can make up your own lyrics to the ABC song by singing “ABCDEFG Poo Poo Head” and sound adorable.
you can be completely blown away and become instantly shy when the mall Easter bunny waves at you.
you can ask if drinking water makes you “shiny and pretty.”
you can make your mama’s heart melt by saying “Mommy, I love you. You’re so cute!”
you can say so many cute things over the course of just a few days that your mommy has to record them for fear she’ll forget them because mommy can’t remember what she ate for breakfast yesterday.
