Take This Marshmallow Peep And Shove It
Dear Pottery Barn Kids:
Please refrain from sending me e-mails about your fab Easter collection in FEBRUARY when I have yet to commit to the sign-up sheet for my 3-year-old’s Valentine’s Day party. You are only fueling my slacker mom insecurities by reminding me I have failed, yet again, to purchase monogrammed basket liners for each holiday.
Signed,
A Mom Who Can Only Deal With One Holiday at a Time









