I'm just another working mom seeking a few moments of Zen and zinfandel between soccer practice and supper. My former beach bartender husband founded 
Thank you, once again, for making me paranoid about the germs lurking in my bed. I saw you on the Today Show this week and was morbidly curious about your latest insights into the world of microbes. Your interview with Oprah last year led to an impromptu trip to TJ Maxx and the purchase of four new pillows. But I really have enough on my stress palate without being reminded of the Petri dish of funk that I sleep with every night.
Signed,
Washing the Sheets in Hot Water As We Type
Do you remember the commercial with the guy diving into the bed of nasty germs? ICK ICK ICK. I hate being reminded about germs. I mean, I know they are there, but really we co exist ok, I just don’t want to think about it.
Does your husband know that you’ve called him a “Petri dish of funk” in front of the entire Internet?
Oh wait. Maybe you meant something else. I never watch those shows so I can remain blissfully ignorant.
WAAA HAAA! Oh no, my hubby is fine. It’s pillows that this guy points out are very disgusting. Yes, it’s better to be blissfully ignorant when it comes to household germs!
Ha ha! I remember this guy on Oprah. I think about him a lot, too!
LOL! I also made a mad dash to Mervyn’s to buy pillows after the Oprah show…and the SPONGES, my Lord, the SPONGES!