Ring in 2006 at our suburban house of decadence.
There will be an open bar—stocked with chocolate milk and grape juice!
There will be primo drugs—Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus and Amoxicillin (bubble gum flavor)!
There will be a dancing girl—the 3-year-old who refuses to put on her jammies!
There will be hard core movies—Cinderella and Lion King!
There will be tasty gourmet appetizers—pizza and Pop Tarts!
There will be titillating conversation —with Bailey and Jack the dogs!
There will be rockin’ music—by Fisher Price battery operated toys that play the same darn tune over and over!
We’ll be passing out the noisemakers at 11:45 p.m. sharp. Don’t miss out on the fun. Everyone who is anyone (at our house) will be there.
WILD New Year’s Eve Party at Our House
December 31, 2005 By 5 Comments
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[...] It looks like we’ll be ringing in the new year tonight in the same hedonistic fashion as last year, only this time Amelia is mobile and not just available for lap dances and the girls have a plastic echo microphone from the dollar store that will provide some fantabulous impromptu karaoke moments. I’m certain our revelry will rival the throwdown Britney Spears is hosting at Pure in Las Vegas. If we get really crazy we might play a round of Candyland and break out the microwave popcorn with extra butter. We know how to party. [...]
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[...] Just like Blonde Mom – only, more…you know…sort of brunettish – when it comes to ringing in the new year, no one does a New Year’s Eve better than we do here at This Full House of labor-saving appliances and overly-priced hair products! [...]
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Funny post. I wouldnt want to miss this kind of party!It reminds me of our latest new years even party. Maybe we have the same party planner. The “Fisher Price battery operated toys that play the same darn tune over and over” can really get to you though….
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